The phone be ringin' off the on a every single Friday night,
Girls wanna sext me at the club; boys try to mack with all their might.
So I cause fights 'cuz I'm so tight -
Not in my black-book? Well, that bites.
Stop dead when I dance, they call me human-traffic-lights.
I'm - kinda gangly; I'm tall and pale,
Watch out for me at parties 'cuz I tend to flail.
I wail on the mic, and then I cause a scene,
I'm super Evil Dead so won't you hail to the queen!
I'm slingin' verses, slingin' curses, its Nursehellamentary
I be the ultrablinginist emcee
I'm a nerdlinger, see, and I'm precocious;
Miss Fractal-Mackalicious-Femme-Fatally-Alladocious
Do I like to cause trouble? Man, I do it for kicks.
I'm sneakin' backstage with my Jedi mind tricks.
Get my VIP fix in the thick of the mix,
Wanna go back to my place? This party really licks.
Dry-humping in the lobby, heavy petting in the car
Play a round on my course, and see if you can score par
Star-fucking gets so boring all they do is talk and dawdle
When they pass out I sneak home so I can play Bubble Bobble.
Sometimes I stomp binders, sometimes I get high,
Yes, I listen to Rush. No I ain't gonna lie.
I drop science in my rhymes 'cuz I'm fly like Bill Nye
Fuck your H20, gimme another coke and rye.
Lets play spin the bottle - do you look like Harry Potter?
My kisses never miss, you'll be reduced to Bantha fodder.
Some like it real hot, but if I make it any hotter
I'm gonna make you cream on ninety-million-auto-slaughter.