We've conquered Paris
But never one heart
We've killed millions
But never kill it
We don't do dancers
We do Panzers
Oh, how we ache to complain
And fuck it up again, oh
Years go by
See us try
See us cry!
Fall two times, get up once
Bursting dreams, like
Neunundneunzig Luftballons
Allemagne zero points
(Three words so tender)
Germany zero points
(Unconditional surrender!)
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, oh-oh
Allemagne zero points
(All hail, all hail, ja)
Germany zero points
(Eternal failure!)
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Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, augh!
Though bad mistakes
We've made a few
It's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
Though we've considered it a challenge
Before the human race
Still, we're gonna lose
Still, we always lose!
Allemagne zero points
(Three words so tender)
Germany zero points
(Unconditional surrender!)
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, oh-oh
Allemagne zero points
(All hail, all hail, ja)
Germany zero points
(Eternal failure!)
Allemagne zero points
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Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, augh!
Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad
And now we are so tragically sad
So masochistically sad
So overly ambitious sad
Because we long to fail
We tend to suck
So terribly bad
So indelibly, teutonicly bad, ah!
Allemagne zero points
(Three words so tender)
Germany zero points
(Unconditional surrender)
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, oh-oh
Allemagne zero points
(All hail, all hail, ja)
Germany zero points
(Eternal failure!)
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points
Allemagne zero points, oh, oh, augh!