Wake up, Deutschland, sleeping beauty Can you hear your call of duty? The world has gone completely nuts That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz Achtung! Germans on the rise But this time we are fucking nice! ♪ Authoritarian nationalist dorks So tough with your torches and pitchforks You are not the people, you are the past The true Germans come for you! Better run fast! Ten million bicycle helmets in sight Jack Wolfskin jackets marching trough the night Birkenstocks stomp the ground Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound! Guten Tag, the true Germans are here! We are Xenophobic's biggest fear! You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls! But being like us takes bigger balls 'Cause we are DEUTSCH - nice DEUTSCH - liberal DEUTSCH - compassionate DEUTSCH - considerate DEUTSCH - reasonable DEUTSCH - social DEUTSCH - temperate DEUTSCH - peaceful Say it clear, say it loud We are proud of not being proud! We are here to remind you That we have once been stupid, too Maniacs with wicked hair Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there! Trust our Teutonic expertise We know where assholery leads You have an election to vote for the best But we see it more like an IQ-Test You failed! We've learned our lesson so take our advice Hold together, try to be nice and DEUTSCH - open DEUTSCH - multi-cultural DEUTSCH - modest DEUTSCH - help the weak and poor DEUTSCH - neighbors DEUTSCH - tolerant DEUTSCH - Grundgesetz DEUTSCH - Dosenpfand Say it clear, say it loud We are proud of not being proud! Human dignity is unimpeachable! You will learn, if even we were teachable! We are no longer murderous vandals! BE NICE! Or we'll come for you in socks and sandals Reserving your sun loungers with our towels Vegane sausage in our bowels Hey, you dickheads Take a good look at these legal citizens Of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland In the year 2016 It's perfectly legal for them To do whatever the fuck they want to do You stupid shit for brains And do you want to know why, fuckface? Because they're fucking human beings Like you and everyone else Have you heard of the categorial imperative, asshole? Read Kant, cunt! He also was DEUTSCH - enlightened DEUTSCH - responsible DEUTSCH - we cycle DEUTSCH - and recycle DEUTSCH - Weltmeister DEUTSCH - forgiving DEUTSCH - Weizenbier DEUTSCH - never forget DEUTSCH - Fahrvergnügen DEUTSCH - freedom of speech DEUTSCH - european DEUTSCH - unity DEUTSCH - Fanta DEUTSCH - diversity DEUTSCH - selfless We are Germany! Not you, we!