This is a fun night for dancing directly in the devil's gunsight
Carousing in the crosshairs yeah secreting sunlight
Laughing in the face of a fucking demon
Jumping screaming
Something seeming wrong
Sing the song until it's done right
Ring the gong to start the pit fight
Until an emcee get their shit right
And by emcee I mean human
Just a body I'm consuming
Certain death is looming in the rafters
And we got what he's after
So let's make a disaster
With love light and laughter
Sacrifice a bunk crunk rapper
Skin him like a trapper
Keeper of the rapture
Reaper of the captured meat
Peeper of the beat
Your shit's weak you're up shit's creek
I'm geeking heat seeking beat peeping
Mic tweaking brain leaking rap beacon
Nothing ever ended so I don't know where to begin
My whole life is like a long weekend
Used to be a church deacon
Let loose herds of words to get nerds freaking
Birds cheeping that means the end of the evening
Come on everybody in the room that's still breathing
Pick up your bones pull out your cell phones
On to the afterparty yeah come on yo we leaving
So knock knock who is it
It's time for a visit
From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
Like a scale model of a ship
Yeah that's right dismiss it
Or is it the end of the world
I hardly think so
Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
There's only five years left until 2012
But this is fun this is fun this is fun
Don't let anyone tell you different
It's the incorrigable unignorable explorable nobleman
Gnawing at your feet like a Doberman
Sober when I'm sleeping
Cobra when I'm creeping
Wolf up in the sheep
Dirty demon and I'm leaping
Novel reading hovel dwelling
Rap cretin craft selling
Look at an emcee's head like Gallagher look at a watermelon
Rebelling pre-selling tickets
Got to pay the Grinch
Hip hop's Terry Gilliam slash David Lynch
I paid the bitch
That's why I get to fuck her
But don't get mad get glad girls
I'm still a sucker
I love falling in love
Doing Dionysian drugs
I'm increasing the hugs and decreasing the thugs
I love increasing the pace
So sink your teeth in the bass
I leave an emcee looking like that they had pleats in their face
Smoke lareets and get blazed with my feet in your face
Defeat you in a race
Delete you not a trace
What a waste cut a face
Got that movie butter taste
But I'm laced with LSD-25 so get live in the fucking place
Chug a case of Coors go on tours kick open doors
Out in the rain while it pours while you eat between snores
Hit up stores buy a water take a piss
Buy a water take a piss
Buy a water take piss buy a water and some papers smoke a spliff
Life is jumping off a cliff
Hey guess what meathead
I don't give a motherfucking shit about street cred
So knock knock who is it
It's time for a visit
From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
Like a scale model of a ship
Yeah that's right dismiss it
Or is it the end of the world
I hardly think so
Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
There's only five years left until 2012
But this is fun this is fun this is fun
Don't let anyone tell you different
So knock knock who is it
It's time for a visit
From that old time party rhyme I know you miss it
If you got a problem throw it in a bottle
Like a scale model of a ship
Yeah that's right dismiss it
Or is it the end of the world
I hardly think so
Even if it's last call you can get another drink yo
There's only five years left until 2012
But this is fun this is fun this is fun
Don't let anyone tell you different