It takes the simplest fact Like a slap To set a prick back Drinking in the cellar with snakes Behind a brick stack is where your ass will wind up Another drunken mistake Pondering blunders Until your final breath intake They been fake Chopped them up and throw their bodies in lakes Undo the zipper like strippers that's hiding in cakes This one goes out to motherfuckers digging in crates Using record stacks for furniture Breaks The brutal frontal attack Knocks you back like a grenade blast The dungeon is the place Where emcees get slain fast I stayed past my welcome Lord Jehovah couldn't help them I treat sucker ducks like grilled cheese Because I melt them I smelt them Warm-blooded sneaking through my cemetery backyard The legendary rap god My track's hard Bloody Mary Attack Squad You're slack-jawed I act odd with it Because I stay committed To keeping throats slitted And leaving lungs lacerated Splattering patterns on the wall Then they coagulated Skated on the black ice across the river Styx Then I threw a couple of tricks in the mix Just for kicks Fixed up your whip with a couple of bricks And a crowbar There you go, star Your ride's pimped Chopped off your fingers then I put them on ice So I could eat them up with cocktail sauce just like shrimp Ride I got my mouth on a brown bottle like it was a broad's breast My mind is up on full throttle You could say the god's blessed Take a drink or leave it But I take it more than not Drink a cup of coffee Then I chase it with some pot My liver probably got rot Spend money like a hot shot When it comes to what's next I'm the king of Why not? Paint the walls with Dry-Lok To keep the blood from seeping in This room feels like a casket Like a casket that I'm sleeping in Paranoid Listening for steps You think I'm creeping in Light up the incinerator Because I'm leaping in I'm seeking gin and juice Use it for sprucing up the evening I'm even in your friends' top emcees So may we begin To discuss the B.I. at hand My eyes on that grand Rhymes hit your mind like a half gram Grand slam Slam dunk Goddamn rambunctious Tongue twist Crossing names off of my list Balled up fist kissed your mandibles Intangible like apparition Wishing for pills to cure your itching Fishing for bills in your pocket So you can cop it at the merch table Fiend for the legend The fable It's the light beer guzzler Jig-saw puzzler I'd like to send a shot out to my father and my mother Because they set me up lovely Time to get grungy I want to spread my mustard All over the country Ride