COOLZEY: Let's take it back one more time.
Let's do it again.
I'm so sick of people sitting 'round remembering when.
Why can't we do it again?
Give me one reason why.
You gonna sit and reminisce until the day you die?
Why did you stop?
Did you get scared?
Did you feel like you were the only one who cared?
Well I'm here to tell you that I'm here to help you see that every single minute that you're living is new.
Inhale the crisp clean January air and quit swatting at the flies, they aren't there.
Shake yourself loose.
I know that blank stare came from getting hurt and now you're afraid to care.
Remember when you ventured to the dragon's lair, tried to snatch the jewels and be a dragon slayer?
I love you for that, and you know I don't care whether or not you got the key from the mayor.
I know you tried real hard to be a taxpayer until you realized that that shit wasn't fair.
Decided that you no longer would be a player and support the greedy bastards who don't know how to share.
So you said '
Fuck it.
Two tears in a bucket.
Pass me the ball I'm gonna run it and tuck it.' Bust through the scrimmage line.
I'm not about 'gettin' mine' 'cus life is a cartoon.
Word to Roy Lichtenstein.
RHOMBUS: Take off all your clothes.
Sneak into a boat.
Sail to Africa.
Sail.
SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD: Back behind a broken down galleon I found ya with a head full of valium, Stella, and nostalgia with a calendar, countin' down and tallyin', waitin' for a song when the album wasn't out yet.
Rapscallion, silly-dilly-dallyin' and couldn't do the show 'cus you were late for the sound check.
Sometimes you like to act like nothing matters.
Hollerin' '
Forget about it', but you aren't even Italian.
You could have been valiant, mounted on a stallion, advancing on a palace on the top of that mountain, a paladin assassin, mighty like a falcon dressed in medals and medallions, but now you wallow in the hollowness of sadness, latched on to past times or that haven't happened.
Heart full of malice, bad or badly calloused.
Life is a party jam, not some sappy ballad man!
One more time let's do it again.
Every moment's in the middle, no beginning or end.
No yesterday.
No tomorrow.
Only this instant.
Spoon it up like honey, drizzle it upon your biscuit.
There are two meanings of the word present.
Today is a gift so go ahead and get it and open it.
It's for you.
I'm hoping it'll show you that every single minute that you're living is new.
RHOMBUS: Take off all your clothes.
Sneak into a boat.
Sail to Africa.
Sail.
Credits