Greatest Man in America (Live) (Murray) Ditto. (Jian) Ditto... (Dave) Ditto... (Mike) Ditto... (All) Coming from Canada, we love those leaders who personify the US way to be, There was JFK, and LBJ, and WKRP. But of all of these there is not one to rival the greatest genius of them all He's a megalo with a healthy glow He's the man called Rush Limbaugh. (Mike) He's a dose of P.T. Barnum (Murray) With a Mussolini twist. (All) There in the limosine, parked on the lawn, He's a goofy Genghis Khan. Not since Jesus Christ has the world seen someone With such widely sindicated views Hundreds of years from now they'll celebrate Rush-mas And Rush-ashana for the Jews. 'Cause he'll pull the plug on femi-nazis, paranoid minorities and gays. He's a burning bush with a network push, Sure to start a country-wide blaze. (Mike) He taught me to love and praise Charlton Heston (Murray) Oliver North is quite a nice man too. (All) Forget Al and Tipper Let's bring back the Gipper And Joe McCarthy too! (Mike) I was a troubled soul, consumed by voices Advocating special interest groups and vice 'Till Rush rushed to my sweet rescue Now I'll never ever hafta think twice. (All) Never ever hafta think twice... (All) So we'll sign a check for Limbaugh-ism Restore the moral fundamental core We'll cut the debt, And start a Tet Offensive on the poor. It's a blitzkrieg in the making, (everybody!) It's distinctly upper-class (well, not everybody!) Yes, sir, I'll get the door Roll the carpet on the floor For a man... For a man... For a man... Such a man... For a man... With his head up his- Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! Ditto! (All) Ask us the name the name of the King - It's Rush!