Sad today Sad today Even coffee can't make it go away I murdered my friends But I made amends And that is why I'm free today Sad today Sad to say Mornings, evenings, I often get this way I stole your hat And I hanged your cat But that should not be taken the wrong way So come to play On my sad today You don't know how much on this depends We can both pretend we're young and gay A single brown banana Rots on the table And the televison begs like a whore If you decided to sell your happiness For how much would you sell it And spend your days down on the floor La... la-la-la-la-la La... la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la La... la-la-la-la-la La... la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la No one stares No one dares When you have the mark upon your brow I stole your hat And I hanged your cat So tell me how you love me now Sad today Sad today Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh La... la-la-la-la-la La... la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la [Etc...]