You think you're so smart You think you're so cool Because you won big, When the divorce judge ruled He said sell the house, Give the money to you But you haven't won yet, Guess what I'm gonna do? People say that it's dumb And I'm an unbalanced man But the logic is clear (unbalanced man) In my fool-proof plan - as follows I'm gonna blow myself up, So you don't get what you want And I'm gonna be dead, So you'll feel really bad And you'll wish that you've been A little nicer to me It's the perfect solution I heartily recommend it (we recommend it) For every slight and intrusion And every time you're offended (looks like we planned it) Your boss is a jerk? A long line for one clerk? You can't find your keys? Nothing good on TV? Just blow yourself up Kids won't do their chores? Just blow yourself up The dog peed on the floor? Just blow yourself up The waiter's taking too long? Just blow yourself up Got no idea for a song? Just blow yourself up