I'm gonna tell you what you need to party right It's the new craze, it's the way, every night Put some pants on and drive up to the party house Suddenly remember why you don't like going out Yeah, you're still a weirdo, well imagine that Here is your solution: GO AND FIND THE HOST'S CAT Hanging with cats at parties: Party parties It's the new movement why don't you join me? We don't want your judgement and we don't need your pity This is where I wanna be Hanging out with cats at parties Walk into the party like "no thanks I'll keep my coat" Ending conversations with a nice taylor swift quote And saying things like "I don't like local beer" Scanning every corner for the reason you are here There is a cat, so I'm not, technically alone—now Don't tell me to smile I am in my comfort zone—now Yes I'm having fun I don't, need a drink This is way more comfortable than you probably think A cat is not a racist or a sexist A cat could care less if you even exist Unless you're giving it treats, it'll just stare at you you And that's the kind of friend that we want, what can we do Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis We're all slowly contracting Toxoplasmosis. We don't need your shame, life is better when it's lame And tonight's just about one thing ()