I'm not very nice.
I don't wash my hair.
I won't come to your place when your parents are there.
I won't call you back.
I'll make fun of your friends.
And after Date Two, I won't bring flowers again.
But girl, how could you go?
I'm so charming and sensitive! Everyone knows!
And today, I know you won't leave.
I've got the best trick of all time up my sleeve.
It's not hard to play guitar, but it's working for me,
Yeah, it's working for me.
It's not hard to play guitar, but it's working for me,
Yeah, it's working for me.
If we have a fight and I happen to lose,
I will turn off my phone and run away from you.
I'll propably cheat on you more than two times,
But I'll win you back with some tortured rhymes.
And girl, I know it will work.
When I make you feel special, you forget I'm a jerk.
And your friends think that you scored,
'Cause your boyfriend can almost play three different chords.
It's not hard to play guitar, but it's working for me,
Yeah, it's working for me.
It's not hard to play guitar, but it's working for me,
Yeah, it's working for me.
I'm using you for your meal plan and all,
But baby, you are my wonderwall.
You probably should leave me. I'm just made of slime.
But I can't talk now, girl, it's closing time!
It is closing time! (na na na...)
I wrote you a song! (na na na...)
(This is it.)
Can we go to your place? (na na na...)