You and I are kinda like Romeo and Juliet In that I am romantic and sweet And you're an immature loser With friend who are unreasonably violent You and I are kinda like Castle and Becket In that I am a total badass with extremely good looks And you tend to say the wrong thing In all of those stories we want to know Will they or won't they But with us, I know the answer... We won't. In all of those stories we want to know Will they or won't they But with us, I know the answer... We won't. You and I are kinda like Jim and Pam season 1 In that I have a job and boyfriend And you have a kinda weird thing with jello You and I are kinda like Booth and Dr. Brennan In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind And all you care about is murder You and I are kinda like Starbuck and Apollo In that after all this This going to end in an anticlimactic way You and I are kinda like Starbuck and Apollo In that after all this Unresolved sexual tension And emotional investment And time and money This going to end in an anticlimactic way You and I are kinda like Mulder and Scully In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right I look like the smart one You and I are kinda like Counselor Troi and Riker In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless (See I switched it up that time...) In all of those stories we want to know Will they or won't they But with us, I know the answer... We won't.In all of those stories we want to know Will they or won't they But with us, I know the answer... We won't.