My heart is beating quickly, And I just can't fall asleep! There's one man this December, Who I cannot wait to meet! He's got a beard, he's got a hat, He's got a bunch of little friends, And they've traveled, oh so far Across New Zealand. I want no toys or sweaters, Don't need a stocking or a carol. I want to hang with elves this Christmas, And a dwarf thats in a barrel, And a troll and evil spiders, And a stolen magic ring. I'll be daydreaming of dragons, And stabbing orcs with sting, Throughout the winter. I close my eyes and cross my fingers, And I wish with all my might, That the Hobbit will be awesome, And it won't just be a frightful waste of money. We're watching all the trailers, And we're climbing up the walls. After such anticipation, At last we'll get the greatest gift of all!