When it's late it always seems to get the best of me Palms start sweating my hands start shaking my libido running free I've been taught since I was a young lad I should repress the urge But if I don't ditch my pants real soon I think they're gonna burst Psysical attention I want nothing less then sex When I want to see dirty pictures I'll download them off the net One on one, or two on one, or seventeen on four Think it's kinda funny that I made a mess so wipe it off the floor Going out and picking up chicks in my new bitching car Placing out a personal ad in search of the bizzare Coat myself in rubber Then I plan to take it off Visit to the doctor Where I drop my pants and cough Break it down for me