Ice cream
Lovely ice cream
Ice cream
Delicious Ice cream
I'm riding, rolling in an ice cream van
Customized and stolen from a nice old man
Amusing animals on the side in spray paint
Primarily tagged to make sure it stays quaint
And attracts the attention of passing children
And passer-bys passing outside their building
I'm ready and willing to sell unusual items
I'm wearing an outfit you might describe as frightening
Badger faces mostly just the eyes, as you can easily imagine,
They mostly look surprised
My coat is made of Labrador, I play domestic matador
The great suburban hunter, anti-animal ambassador
And I sell a chocolate mole,
And screwballs without bubble gum instead I wedged a vole
Have you ever really tried a kitten in a cornetto?
Or a vanilla pigeon drenched in amaretto?
They're perfectly preserved, some even have the fur,
How about a lamb based lolly now for madam or for sir?
I'm glad that you concur and no I don't have any 99's
Just a stick insect and you can check the price is mighty fine
Typing signs, advising rhymes, you can try my lizard lime
Like to see you try and find a finer ice cream, give it time
Animals in ice cream best believe I made the best,
And if I'm low on stock I take the neighbours pets.
I-I-ice cream
Animals in Ice cream
Lovely
I-I-ice cream
I take the neighbours pets
You can try my Lizard lime
Vanilla pigeon
Badger faces
Chocolate mole
Ice cream
The best
Ice cream
Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone.
And you can get a scoop
I-I-ice cream
And you can get a scoop
Ice cream
Hurry up and get a scoop before it's gone.
I-I-ice cream