I'm sleeping And right in the middle of a good dream When suddenly I wake up From something that keeps knocking at my brain Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head And spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread "I think I love you!" Oh no (He thinks he loves her!) Wait! This morning I woke up with this feeling I didn't know how to deal with And so I just decided to myself I'll hide it to myself And never talk about it And did not go and shout it when you walked into the room "I think I love you!" (Ha ha ha, he thinks he loves her!) I think I love you! So what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of A love there is no cure for Please, just make it stop I think I love you Isn't that what life is made of? Perhaps, but it worries me to say That I've never felt this way! Hey, come on boss, pull it together! Yeah, you've got this! You can handle anything No, you fools, don't you see I can't be near the girl I love? Why not? You've got her captive, you like her, so I'm supposed to kill her! Oh, yeah, that does put a damper on things I don't know what I'm up against! I don't know what it's all about I've got so much to think about! Oh, what am I to do? I think I love you! So what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of A love there is no cure for Oh, I'm cursed to be this way I think I love you Isn't that what life is made of? It's true, and I'm certain I can say That I've never felt this way! Believe me You really don't have to worry I only want to make you happy And if you say, "hey, go away," I will! But I think better still I better stay around and love you Do you think I have a case? Let me ask you to your face "Do you think you love me?" (Well?) I think I love you! (Hooray!) I think I love you! (He thinks he loves you!) Yes, I think I love you! (He thinks he loves you!) I'm fairly certain I love you! (He thinks he loves you!) And if I can't be your man Well then nobody else can Because I love you! (He he ha ha ha) Oh, shut up (Oop, sorry)