Dear Winter, I hope you like your name I hope they don't make fun of you When you grow up and go to school, okay? 'Cause Winter is a badass name Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls Or boys or anyone you like I just hope you don't stay in every night 'Cause I wish I was out tonight ♪ It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me But dear Winter, I hope you like your name I'm hoping that someday, I can meet you on this earth But shit, I gotta meet your mom first Dear Winter, I hope you like this song And even when you're thirteen And you scream at me for parenting you wrong I hope it's still a badass song ♪ It really doesn't seem like there's anyone for me But dear Winter, I hope you like your name You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse But shit, I gotta meet your mom first Dear Winter, don't move too far away And please don't say I'm hovering When I text you to ask about your day I wanna hear about your day ♪ Will we still hang out and talk When I'm no longer in charge Oh, dear Winter, I hope you like your name I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st But shit, you gotta ask your mom first Dear Winter, I'm looking for your mom I gotta find a girl that doesn't mind That I'm inside my head a lot Winter, it won't be too long First, I just gotta find your mom