I miss all those honky tonks And all those rodeos I miss all those lone star long necks And i'm missin' armadillos Well you don't mess with texas And that goes for my ex wife That's why i'm goin' back to texas 'Cause she done messed up my life Just kick my ass to texas 'Cause i cant afford the fare My ex wife took all my money It's the cheapest way That i'll get there So just kick my ass to texas This cowboy's got to get back home I've had enough of all this hurtin' Since my ex wife left me alone I miss all that texas music And goin' to austin for a show And i sure hope by mornin' I'll be in amarillo Good lord knows That i love texas It's far away from my ex wife That's why i got to get to texas 'Cause she done messed up my life Just kick my ass to texas 'Cause i cant afford the fare My ex wife took all my money It's the cheapest way That i'll get there So just kick my ass to texas This cowboy's got to get back home I've had enough of all this hurtin' Since my ex wife left me alone Well there's nowhere else but texas That i would rather be But i just gotta get there Since my ex made a mess of me I'll have a better life in texas Than i had with my ex wife 'Cause the women out in texas Won't be messin up my life (Version 2 sing after 3rd verse) Just kick my ass to texas 'Cause i cant afford the fare My ex wife took all my money It's the only way That i'll get there So just kick my ass to texas This cowboy's got to get back home I've had enough of all this hurtin' Since my ex wife left me alone I've had enough of all this hurtin' Since my ex wife left me alone