Hey what's the news from the mighty Mississippi Is there still some work to be found I heard you'd gotten tired of the river And now you're on your way back to town I wonder what you'll say when you see me I wonder if we'll laugh untill we cry I wonder if you'll tell me of this woman And what she did to you to make you cry Well I heard you was coming home from Memphis With a heavy heart and trouble on your mind They say you're comin' back to Asheville To decide what to do with yourself now That big idea you had was a good one Your dreams were all coming true I hate to say it but I'm the one that told you Them Memphis girls will make a fool out of you My friend this ain't the first time that it's happened Don't feel so bad, you're not the first to fall They say there's one born every minute And the gamblin man will always lose it all Well I once knew this boy who left for Memphis He thought he had it thicker down the line But it didn't take him long to remember How to hand it all over to the women and the wine Well I heard you were coming home from Memphis With a heavy heart and trouble on your mind They say you're comin back to Asheville To decide what to do with yourself now That big idea you had was a good one Your dreams were all coming true I hate to say it but I'm the one that told you Them Memphis girls will make a fool out of you I'm glad to hear you're coming back to see us A little home time is just what you need Your folks will all be happy to see you And they can help you get yourself back on your feet Well your friends, they will all be waiting for you At that happy place on the drinking side of town They call it the Grey Eagle Tavern Friendliest people and the coldest beer in town Well I heard you were coming home from Memphis With a heavy heart and trouble on your mind They say you're comin back to Asheville To decide what to do with yourself now That big idea you had was a good one It all seemed to good to be true I hate to say it but I'm the one that told you Them Memphis girls will make a fool out of you Them Memphis girls will make a fool out of you, Memphis girls Them Memphis girls will make a fool out of you