Lucy went out on a date, they parked in Lover's Lane Makin' out to Dion and the radio broke in Said a one-armed lunatic was on the loose and Lucy Freaked Feel that dryer spinnin' crazy (?), that's what we Call Plan 13 Wrapped with incest(?), back at Lucy's, under the Street lights Lucy walked around the car and kissed her man Good-night A bloody hook was hangin' from the handle gleamin', Out of scene Lucy dropped dead on the spot and that's what we call Plan 13 Sue was baby-sitting, getting freaky calls all night The operator said, "We'll trace it, keep him on the Line" Call came in -- "He's upstairs in the house!" the Operator screamed Sue ran out, the cops showed up, the kids were dead, That's Plan 13