There's a place in the city you don't want to go An evil house that has ascended from the depths below There are Crass and other punker posters hanging on the doors And two dirty dogs fighting and shitting all over the floors Of the punk house Don't say that you have not been warned It's a punk house Don't go into the punk house of horror There's a guy named Rat who smells like piss and methamphetamine He says he hates religion but he's wanting god to save the queen There's a gnarly fucking grime on everything that you will see inside And a mutant form of stink that simply cannot be identified In the punk house This place is a fucking dive It's a punk house Don't go into the punk house of horror It's a punk house You'll be lucky to get out alive Of the punk house Don't go into the punk house of horror It's a punk house of horror Punk house of horror It's a punk house of...