This is the story of Jesse and Shauna You're gonna hear it even if you don't wanna Jesse used to be hardcore He's not anymore He met a girl who stole his heart away If I were him I would have run away yeah Now we can't find Jesse anywhere We even checked in Shauna's underwear Her stomach is big So is her smile I haven't seen him in a while now Where is he I think she ate him So the story is told Yes a story so old that it's hard for me to tell She was so fat She was so ugly Fat girls drive Jesse crazy Jesse used to be my friend Well he's not anymore He fell in love again Why oh why He spends so much time with her Cuz she's a whole lot of fun Why oh why do other guys just see her And then they start to run She's a fat girl with a Whipped guy and her Flat chest, really big thighs They're in love Why can't you see They're in love and they are happy