The moon was so bright the night we met Your heels were so high, your lips were so wet You smelt like a buffalo cow in heat You were a hungry cat looking for some meat Love at first sight Magic moments Love at first sight Under the moon Love at first sight Bells are ringing Love at first sight Love at first sight You pierced my brain with laser eyes Lasciviously you ate your French fries Your plastic shirt showed more than it covered Why me, not one of the others? Love at first sight Magic moments Love at first sight Under the moon Love at first sight Bells are ringing Love at first sight Love at first sight You pointed your finger at me like a gun You said "Come on babe, I wanna have some fun" You dragged me into your car, chained me to your bed Your fingernails ripped up my lazy bag Love at first sight Magic moments Love at first sight Under the moon Love at first sight Bells are ringing Love at first sight Love at first sight You slapped my face again and again Then you kicked me out with some money in my hand Love at first sight Magic moments Love at first sight Under the moon Love at first sight Bells are ringing Love at first sight Love at first sight