We are the rascals that fuck up your place We'll leave a mess and feel no disgrace The party is gonna end because of us We'll keep drinking after we had enough We're the scoundrels that will steal your shit Fuck you over and laugh about it Let us in your house is your first mistake You don't know the problems we'll create We'll brake your china and fight your dog Steal your alcohol and give you none Got no friends cause we don't fit it You're just mad cause we stole your gin "They're just bastards and a bunch of drunks, Kleptomaniacs, and fucking punx" Nobody like us cause we are jerks Got no money cause we don't work What's mine is mine and what's yours ain't yours Love to cause trouble when we are bored