Out in the garden there's a little white rabbit Like revlon toture for your clean little habits As you wash your hair to keep it clean You get to wonder why vosene's green And forget about the silent animal screams Out in the garden there's a little white dog Shampoo in your eyes like a burning fog But its tried and tested so you won't go blind Animals killed for the good of mankind For your shining hair so many have died Out in the garden theres a little white cat And you're catching cancer as you smoke that fag "When will they find the cure?" you choke When enough cats have died of smoke And they say that animals go for the throat And the monkeys in the zoo they look so tame In the name of science they removed their brains To think that man evolved from this beast Civilised savages down from the trees The animals who run these laboratories I tell you its real