My wife and family Think that I'm crazy. And they all know What's best for me. Truth is, I'm kind of Inclined to believe them, But what's the point of laughing today Knowing I won't be laughing tomorrow. They say they Like me the way I am, But I know that they'd Just rather have me... Chemically altered. Chemically happy. I'd rather take these Recreationally, Than as prescribed 2, or 3, times daily. My friends and acquaintances Think that I'm crazy. And they all know What's worse for me. Truth is, I'm kind of Inclined to neglect them. But what's the fun in living today, Knowing I'll still be living tomorrow. They say that they Like me the way I am, But I know that they'd Just rather have me... I'd rather take these Recreationally Until the 2nd, or 3rd, Time that I OD You say that you hate me The way that I am, But you'll never Really understand... I just got a script To put my mind at ease, And I'll sell them to you For $5 a piece.