Even though Your letter began with "Hello" And ended with "Love, Helena" Every single word meant "I'll never see you again" I hate to see you go But too bad you're staying home It's bon voyage this time But you don't even seem to know You make a bad day Much much worse and I'm tired (Tired of Helena) You make a bad day so much worse And I'm tired (Tired of you, Helena) You left me on a Tokyo train And you never looked back You poured ink right on my stain And you never looked back Even though Your letter began with "Hello" And ended with "Love, Helena" I can read right through to Your boa constrictive ways Goodbye, Helena You're no good for my health So goodbye Helena Goodbye, goodbye, bye Goodbye, Helena You're no good for my health So goodbye Helena Goodbye, goodbye, bye When it's late in the dark of night I picture you hatching a plan Convincing yourself It's the right thing to do So now you're pacing Sitting, typing, pacing, Reading aloud to an empty room Crossing out with a red pen Typing some more Where's that red pen now? Goodbye Goodbye, Helena You're no good for my health So goodbye Helena Goodbye, goodbye, bye Goodbye, Helena You're no good for my health So goodbye Helena Goodbye, goodbye, bye Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye, Helena