He was the satisfied employee Of so hard work and no salary The quickly thrown out Christmas tree What about all the loving and the sympathy You're just a disappointed little birthday child Although your presents didn't please you And you start to cry And tonight, what are you going to do tonight? Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight She's the comedian queen with a cruel joke A false alarm and a poisoned coke The relentless killer without regrets And none of us phone to say, "What a threat?" She wheels you out She'll leave you there When it starts to blow, she'll come and she'll go And tonight, what are you going to do tonight? Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight And he knows how to smile when she's feeling quilt Oh please, leave all the hard words behind Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight Drive dead slow 'cause the road is slippy Drive dead slow 'cause it's still slippy Keep it so low tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight