Four year college, you've got knowledge A bachelor degree You read and write, you think it's right Don't come down on me You're an educated jerk, write about us I could squeeze you like a pimple But I don't need the cuss ♪ Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Communication to third person Defamation, my reputation Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo ♪ Well, I got the record, I haven't heard it yet I went to the concert I wanted to get in on the guest list, but they wouldn't let me in Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo Defamation innuendo ♪ I didn't get a chance to see the band Hell, I never heard 'em And now I've gotta write about 'em God, my story is due, the story's due tomorrow What should I write? Well ♪ They're no good