Well, hello Mrs. Jones Good neighbor Sam, how are you doing? While you're working 9 to 5 Do you know what your kids are doing? Youngest Debbie's is skipping class Grades so poor she'll barely pass Oldest Roger he's so dear A pessimist, the end is near The family ties are breaking down There's not much to do to save them Tell yourself you'll spend some time With the kids, they'll say, "Forget it" Youngest Debbie's is skipping class Grades so poor she'll barely pass Oldest Roger he's so dear A pessimist, the end is near Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones Everything you work so hard You only want the best You tell yourselves and your friends They're better than the rest Don't you know I feel tons and tons of sorrow Hey, by the way you got a rake that I can borrow? Youngest Debbie's is skipping class Grades so poor she'll barely pass Oldest Roger he's so dear A pessimist, the end is near Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam