Well, I say I'm losing when I know I'll win Yeah, I'll give you straight talk with a crooked grin Gimme a half-baked reason and I'm gonna cook Gimme half your heart and I'm gonna book I'll give you something to believe in I'm professional againster Againster all the time Professional againster I'm againster all the time ♪ Had the best laid plans of mice and men Well, then I met a woman and the trap was set My plans went north, my will went south Opened my pants, should have shut my mouth What a fool won't do to keep his night times wet I'm professional againster Againster all the time Professional againster I'm againster all the time Woo! ♪ Alright Yeah ♪ I'm professional againster Againster all the time Professional againster I'm againster all the time ♪ Well, it's time to look tough, time to crack a scowl Hit the stage runnin', boy, bark that growl I know I'm right when I know I'm wrong I know I'm right when I sing this song I'll give you nothing to believe in I'm professional againster Againster all the time Professional againster I'm againster all the time I'm againster all the time Againster all the time