I like smoking non-addictive marijuana I like a big ol' bump of that soothing speed But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin Cause heroin always gives me what I need I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning And a big ol' shot of cocaine in the afternoon Hell, I'll shoot whatever you got but man you best got a lot 'Cause I can see right now that yours will be gone real soon Now, you say marijuana is not addictive For you my friend, that might be true You get the munchies, sit home, and watch your TV But give me a hit son and I'll show you what that shit will do