You're in the hospital and you're hurt And here comes your favorite pervert nurse And she's so clean, and she's so neat And a week of therapy and everything may work again Because she's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) She's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) Now you're in therapy, the bath A shot to make you feel so good She's back to check you And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do Because she's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) She's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) Test tubes, blood pressure Hemoglobin layer Sugar count You're a diabetic, my friend (Oh-oh) Here comes the pill, and it's deep And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep You've got an infection and you're back You've got a surprise in the hospital sack You know it with your, with your pervert With your pervert nurse (oh-oh) She's a pervert, nurse, she's pervert She's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) Go Yeah (Oh-oh) She's a pervert She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh) Shuttle down that alleyway, not much time to waste Feel that pain inside, feel that pain inside Can't you feel in burning? Can't you feel the pain? Go ahead and give it to me, it's all the same Now don't worry, big boy This won't hurt a bit