This next song is about
One time I overdosed, right?
On every drug in a book
I thought I was god, jumped off a 15th store building
Fucked my arms, no bueno, big guy didn't do it
I went straight to the hospital
When I was in intensive care, this one nurse came up to me
She looked me in the eyes, you know, that kind of look, you know, you get
The song's also dedicated to Ken
This guy was overseas battling communists
Let's have a hat for beating the fuck out of communists
Communists
I think, wait a minute, I think we're into a subversive crowd
I think we should go home (let's get out of here)
Hey, why are you guys pickin' on my bass player?
Remember the hospital? Don't you remember anything?
Hey, why are you pickin' on my bass player, huh?
Come on, start playing a hospital song
Before we get things get fucked up
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Can't you feel your heart beating?
Can't you hear the ambulance whining?
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You're in the hospital and you're hurt
Here comes your favorite pervert nurse
And she's so clean, and she's so neat
And a week of therapy and everything may work again
Because she's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
Here comes a doctor, and he's fucked
A shot to make you feel so good
He's there to stab you
And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do
Because she's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse, pervert nurse
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Test tubes, therapy
Blood pressure, tests
Oh-oh
Here comes the pill, and it's deep
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection and you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack
You know it, with your, with your pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse, pervert nurse
Go
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(Oh-oh)
She's a pervert
She's a pervert nurse (oh-oh)
Shuttle down that alleyway, not much time to waste
Feel the pain inside, tell you just can't wait
Can't you feel in burning?
Go ahead and play
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Rock and roll
Can you feel it?