Let me tell you the tale of a hot rod race That happened out in a secluded place Where no one lives 'Cept cows and a few raccoons I was drivin' around in my shoe-box car My baby and me underneath the stars My engine was knockin' But I knew it'd clear real soon I was cruisin' along 'bout ninety-five I looked in my mirror and man alive Some guy was gaining on me As his engine roared So I gave that holly carb' some gas My baby cried out don't let him pass I guess it's just that bitch got bored I had to race my fucked up Ford ♪ I made the turn at one-o'-eight And he was up on my back gate And I knew he had something bad Underneath that hood So I pushed it up to a hundred and ten That flathead motor was about to give in I crossed my fingers and prayed to the lord Don't let me down you fucked up Ford ♪ It's my fucked up Ford! Ooh! It's my fucked up Ford! When cherry tops began to spin I knew this race was about to end It's a cop by God My engine can't give no more He threw me in jail, warrant ignored My car blew up as the oil poured I guess it's just that bitch got bored I had to race my fucked up Ford It's my fucked up Ford! Yurgh! It's my fucked up Ford!