Well, I met a little chicken at the bar and grill She said, "Hey dad, you really give me a thrill I really love the way you sing that song Hey. there cat can really go whole hog" I said, "Wait a minute, kitty, I'm no cat Well, I'm a dog" ♪ So I took the little kitten out for a date Boy, she's something special and life was great Until we got her home and walked through her door She started looking at me like she was a bit bored Her eyes started buggin' just like a frog She said, "Wait a minute daddy, I don't kiss dogs" A rockin' dog A rockin' dog She said wait a minute daddy, you're no cat Well, you're a dog (whoa) ♪ And now I call my little kitten up on the phone Another man answers, sayin' she's not at home She never let's me in when I come to knock She's always goin' out with some double-talkin' Jock I've got to stop sitting like a bump on a log I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog A rockin' dog A rockin' dog I've got to stop sittin' like a bump on a log I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog A rockin' dog (woo-hoo) A rockin' dog I've got to stop sittin' like a bump on a log I've got a reputation as a rockin' dog