Everyday I'm hunting for a T-bone-ant but he outsmarts me day after day Together with his friends they laugh at me and I can almost hear them say Oooohhh isn' t he a poor Aardvark As Iᢀ m tracking down my lunch or running for my dinner mysery' s on my way I fall of a cliff or I get hit by a truck and I can almost hear them say Isnᢀ t he a poor Aardvark I got the Aardvark Blues and I feel so bad today The day I was born I made this mistake I like to stuff myself with ants Even with grizzlybears had been easier so I can still hear his with his friends Oh isn' t he a poor Aardvark