I'm so uninspired got a headache and I'm tired
But whatcha gonna do I always sleep past noon
Then the clouds close in, my head folds in
Like banana skins in an empty rubbish bin
So I stay up late my mind wanders outta space
And at my own pace I can sit and contemplate
What's out there, just a moon made of cheese?
I hope not as spacemen sleep
So I breathe in deep as I start to count sheep
And one by one my forty winks creep
And as I count to sleep I can't help but peep
Out of the window to the man making beats
And I wanna do nothing, but float around all day
And I wanna do nothing so be on your way
Just relax chill out, take a break, deflate
Put on ya skates and bounce to the bass
So leave your stress behind, the uninspired kind
And in time you'll open your eyes to the laziness inside that always keeps us down
But turn that around and rock to our sound
Don't give up open you're eyes
You've only got one chance to live this life
Bump bumper to bumper the dead wouldn't hump her
And I can say that you wouldn't want to either
Don't touch her beaver, run for the hills or fake a deadly fever
Bump bumper to bumper, no I still wouldn't hump her
Not even for a wager I can't contemplate the danger
She'd impose on me and my family we'd go weak at the knees and call the police
Yeah, I floss my teeth to keep my breath sweet
And so you don't retreat to the rain soaked seats
Of the underworld, overload, I don't hoard the C chord
Riding on my skateboard I do enjoy the sun more
But if I swore and felt your claw tearing down my shoulder I'd appreciate the rule more
I'm chillin' like a villain, killin' blood spillin'
Kickin' it back with a bottle full of empty nights ruined
Watching drunken fights, son take a hike through the luminescent moonlight
Fly high but don't let the bugs bite or use a night light
To firefight the beehive behind your closed eyes
Don't give up open you're eyes
You've only got one chance to live this life