There's 400 people in my calc lecture There's only one that I think about I don't give a damn for the others But there's one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout One day she sat next to me Nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she Maybe one day she'll sit by me again Maybe I could even start a conversation I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same The girl in my calc lecture The girl in my calc lecture There's no u-substitution for her I guess for now I'll wait and see If I can integrate her and me I don't care about Rolle's Theorem Or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them? I wish the prof would give it a rest, I'm just staring at the sine curve of the girl's brea... I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same The girl in my calc lecture Maybe if I got the courage To talk to her Maybe she could help me out with My math homework I could ask her out at gunpoint But she'd probly think I'm a jerk... let's go! I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same The girl in my calc lecture I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same The girl in my calc lecture (Oi Oi Oi)