He's got a Z-Door daydream It's a fantasy Chrome plated pipe dream Watch it gleam It's a sweet 350 It's a laser beam Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man Everybody's wasted They're sucking smoke He'll finish first place "-He's the most You won't find a trace of him Coast to coast Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man! Alright ladies and gentlemen, we've got a real pressure-cooker here. At the line, it's a red mint Camaro, and it's all balls in a '66 Buick Special. Four-three-two-one and let's race It's chrome to chrome, door hinge to door hinge, wheel to wheel and the Camaro makes his move he's pulling out he's hit 5th gear! It's a winner! It's a winner! It's it's Camaro Man All the babes are fingers Through his mullet dooooo And the boys are pissed off It's the way he moves So sorry, honey There's no room for you Oh, oh, it's Camaro Man!