Turn on the television Presidential election Turn on the radio Fiasco What you say and what you will I am Uncle Sam I AM I AM all fall down Let's have a rebate I don't need a debate How 'bout a drug ring Mudsling Now more taxes No malpractice Sounds like a scandal We can't handle All fall down Let me kiss your baby Let me kiss your face Twinkle, twinkle in my eye No, I'd never lie Equal rights for everyone Eat cake, have some I am the savior In your favor All fall down Shut down the crack house Shut down the White