Absconding From The Gate Out of jail "without fail" This is what they said You must report, but my retort "You bumped your fucking head" Three years sobriety On that I wouldn't bet You can't say no to a P.O. You never ever met He wouldn't think it's great! Out on tour, I'm here for sure And I must restate: I'm M.D.C. and A.F.G. Absconding from the gate! (I'm a whole year late) My P.O. said, "You can't go!" Just sit at home and rot. But you know I'm a little slow "I guess I just forgot." Supervision and condition My P.O.'s an asshole He won't agree but M.D.C.'s More important than parole! Yeah he'll get a kick From sanctioning my time But I say, as here I play P.O. it's such a crime! I'll get a ten day sanction Thirty at the most. Don't you worry and I won't hurry Playing coast to coast!