Contradictory criteria Placing yourself morally superior Two different sets of laws apply God as your witness is your alibi Coz You got Double standards You got Double standards You got Double standards You got Double standards Wots good for the goose is good for the gander Until you are in the dock then you label it slander Arsenal of anger mobilization Granting you self righteous justification A pointed finger from a crooked angle Your credibility is starting to dangle Looking down on us from your pious heights Never in doubt coz your always right