Hulk Smash Gladiator on a battle break You better off french kissing with a rattlesnake Chuck Taylors can of monster and some mean denim Kick the shit out of a villain spitting green venom I fill my brain with ammunition til I go to bed Wake up as a weapon fully automatic loaded head Welcome to armageddon I'll stomp your fucking head in Wake up naked in a ditch hot confused and sweating I'll beat the crap out the abominable snowman I'll stick a sword through your abdominal like Conan I'm a crazy artist call me Van Gogh Son I'll bring the anarchy like I'm from Sam Cro Misguided angel I'm the leader of the BAX WAR To both my neighbours I'm that freak that lives next door Everything I spit is cataclysmic I'm an atom bomb My tongues a cattle prod blow your shit to Babylon Carnage in my catalog animal in analog Battle god iron dialogue I'm a firing squad I'm a subhuman species with a vicious growl Stick a knife into your gut turn it disembowel Hulk Smash I'll hulk smash 'em Yeah I'm old fashioned My fans say my tracks are golden cult classics Here's another one to get your fucking' skull crackin I got you trippin' like I'm slippin you a dose of acid Those patterns you see are my throat spasms Favorite things to do are yoga and insult chatolics Long hair and beard my poems are moses tablets On a mission to burn a hole in the whole atlas Bruce Banner stress makes me a loose cannon Brain rage and IQ setting new standards Fist bump me you'll end up with a new address Purple shorts bare feet I am too savage What doesn't kill me makes my cells proliferate My life regenerates basically we different mate Adrenal glands and that green fluorescent protein You better off not even tryna get to know me Hulk Smash Grey skin joe fixit so prolific We don't wish it we go get it Ya whole clique is featherweight since seven eight I demonstrate Mutant strength uppercut will make you levitate Real shifty I'm still drifting like Bill Bixby Get killed swiftly if ya attitude ain't chill with me That's real risky like sippin on undistilled whiskey It'll get you tipsy but still knock you on ya dick quickly I radiate gamma rays that turn my body green You'd have to be an alcoholic billionare to body me Collateral damage to your establishments and property Your only assurance would be your insurance policy I am indesctructible never would I instruct you endeavor To beat your chest in my presence cuz I am tougher than leather You doc samson's are clever But I will crush a pretender Than beat you black blue and ugly like huxtible sweater Hulk Smash