Every time I turn on my TV They tell me something else is bad for me Well you can't do this and you can't eat that They say it caused cancer in a few lab rats Well the water's all poison and the air is too And if that ain't enough there's a new swine flu Yeah the planet's heating up so we're all gonna fry But ain't nobody getting outta this world alive No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret Have another drink and a cigarette As long as we're here we might as well have a bawl 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all I had a health nut, used to live down the road He ran 10 miles every morning come rain or snow But he couldn't outrun that twist of faith When you cross four lanes you gotta look both way 'Cause a semi truck can sure ruin your day No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret Have another drink and a cigarette As long as we're here we might as well have a bawl 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret Have another drink and a cigarette As long as we're here we might as well have a bawl 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all Well it might be a grizzly or a gator Alien invaders or high cholesterol But sooner or later, something's gonna get us all Yeah something gonna get us all