I've heard about guys that go off the deep end Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin' Over a thing like a heartache Well, mine's broke, but I won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds Or count to infinity twice Grow me a big beard, start quotin' Shakespeare Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy I could sit here and think about you and him together Beat myself up for what I could have done better Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain But why would I waste all my time When I can see Colorado from atop Eldorado Ride through the Rockies all day Or head down to Key West and follow the footsteps Of Buffett or ol' Hemmingway Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds Or count to infinity twice Grow me a big beard, start quotin' Shakespeare Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy Whatever it takes to save me But I won't go crazy I won't go crazy