All my friends think I'm crazy They're from Texas, a gentleman and a lady But I'm just a woman born a bachelor A two-bit cowboy, and lover and an actor So I just swing I got a picture of you sitting on my window But on my pillow, I ain't got no tears I got his old jean jacket hanging on my bedpost And it's all full of holes from cigarettes and years They all live here a little Still making me shiver a little But when they creep on in I know just what to do Like that old Western singing Like that old cowbell a-ringing Like that old drunk drinker drinking I just swing Like that old man Time a-knocking Like that old wooden chair a-rocking Like that double barrel locking I just swing Yeah instead of facing anything, I just swing I've got a country mile of sad goodbyes and so-longs But my rock and roll keeps me from the blues So if you're ever feeling like you got it all wrong Have a drink on me, and step into my shoes They all live here a little Still making me shiver a little But when they creep on in I know just what to do