When I get nervous say something relatable I'm hella relatable That's hella legit and not really debatable I live in your neighborhood That guy you shit talking is right there in back of you So try to act natural Remember that movie, they all gonna laugh at you It's so understandable Sometimes when I'm social I feel incompatible I live in the capital I live in the forest, it's green and it's magical I live international I am not rational Damn it I'm just so illogical I don't wear a monocle I don't know which sequels are truly canonical I'm sorry don't follow you I promise I truly and really remember you I'm not just pretending to I'm trying to distinguish between individuals And I'm feeling invisible I promise I'm truly and really relatable I'm watching Undateable I fuck with millennials, cutting my cable too As soon as I'm able to I'm super relatable, super accessible I'm super accessible Just look at my calendar, look at my schedule Monday is incredible Some people are dummies, but I'm intellectual I'm just like the rest of you My garbage disposal is stuck on a vegetable I should call the professional Man, y'all look incredible, damn Yo, when I get nervous say something relatable I'm hella relatable That's hella legit and not really debatable I live in your neighborhood And I'm so political, hella political I'm super political I live in the hood and my city gets difficult 'Cause they treat us like criminals Let's set up an interview, how'd you get into you? You such an original I know 'cause I judge other people, I'm cynical I'm kind of uncomfortable I hate when I'm late 'cause I try to be punctual I do what I wanna do I do what you want me to I'm super uncomfortable I did what I want At the end of the day it was too irresponsible