Youda heard about Sotos Long in the West Indies Youda heard about Jacque Cousteau And Jack McKennys All these men are famous For their exploits in da sea But there is one diver that I envy He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver He's a real conniver He's the man to me Who's made diving history He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver At every dive convention You can find him here Man does he have women They follow him everywhere It is such a mystery That scuba ladies love him Funny thing about it Jeff don't even swim He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver He's a real conniver He's the man to me Who's made diving history He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver Now the fad that Jeff has started Has gained popularity Everbody's trying it on The land and in da sea Some might turn their noses up But we all know it's true Way down deep inside they Wish they were muff divers too He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver He's a real conniver He's the man to me Who's made diving history He's Jeff, Jeff the muff diver