If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D He'll examine those bodies front and back And deduce, "It was probably an animal attack" But he won't say what kind of animal it was No, he'll be all vague and that's because He knows that the consequences would be very dire If authorities learned these deaths were caused by werewolves and vampires ♪ He's a great doctor, he's real nice Humans blood does not entice him He's a vampire, but you need not fear He only drinks the blood of deer He keeps a low profile so as not to attract a crowd And he keeps his kids back home from school if the sun's not covered with clouds If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D If people are dying mysteriously, call Carlisle Cullen, M.D